May 2012
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
dicks
to-pie-ary:
dicks
haave-you-met-ted:
thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes
thelordofthebutts:
welcome to night blogging, where the posts are shit and the notes don’t matter
sophisticaity:
My mom’s boyfriend is making margaritas later tonight and I convinced her to let me have one because yolo
When I’m elderly I’m going to tell strangers to...
sodamnrelatable:
My new retirement plan.
I can't make this shit up, y'all. I just can't.
girlargueswithtree:
thatswhatkentsaid:
shuddertree:
baddominicana:
conjuringseed:
revolutionofconsciousness:
farahjoon:
mom: “what are you doing?” me: “I’m on tumblr.” mom: “the feminist cat website?”
the feminist cat website.
the feminist cat website
majss:
hey will you remember me in a day
yeah
will you remember me in a week
yeah
will you remember me in a month
yeah
knock knock
who’s there
i thought you said you’d remember me
gloomyteens:
i’m so fricken hungry
*eats a tic tac*
blink-182: Hello there, the angel from my nightmare, the shadow in the background of the morgue, the unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley. We can live like Jack and Sally if we want.
blink-182: You're cold with disappointment, while I'm drowning in the next room. The last contagious victim of this plague between us. I'm sick with apprehension, I'm crippled from exhaustion and I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me.
blink-182: Cut the skin to the bone, fall asleep all alone, hear your voice in the dark. Lose myself in your eyes, choke my voice, say goodnight as the world falls apart.
blink-182: I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.
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WHAT HAPPENED IN GLEE TONIGHT?
Tell me the main points and I’ll send you sex or something.
Reblog if you ever have impersonated this man:
grandsubjugglator:
this man is a ROLE MODEL.
April 2012
Monday morning cat
whatshouldwecallme:
