March 2012
Watchtumblrisweird:
mintypaper:
kingpyrojack:
tsunderefemsoldier:
christian-brutal-sniper:
wigginstheawkwardwigglytuff:
hi-im-boo:
aradiapartyingalonewithcorpses:
mass-destruction:
shadow3oo:
ordinary-magician:
merofero:
joshishollywood:
she’s a taurus…I’m ashamed..
….what
Please, please hush, dear. People are gonna start hating you.
^People...
February 2012
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I just created a blog where I post one guy's...
called “Shockingly Stupid”. It’s about a guy named Tazor and his quest for love.
shockinglystupid.tumblr.com An example:
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My boyfriend is rooting for Santorum
because he knows if Santorum wins, I’m moving to England (which is where my boyfriend lives).
to-pie-ary:
whiskeyforyourthoughts:
pandacows:
backstreet boys > nysnc
coke > pepsi
mcdonalds > burger king
britney > christina
cats > dogs
pie > cake
pizza rolls > life
these aren’t opinions
these are cold hard facts
Truthfully I can’t really disagree with any of these.
PIE > CAKE
woah woah woah. nsync>backstreet boys cake>pie
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You can't be uncomfortable about homosexuality if...
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i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
malfoymaniac:
cashfameandsocialchange:
obsessedobsesser:
loonyloopy-lupin:
dontgigglesherlock:
robertdownonme:
padamoosen:
Yeah so this just happened. Lull.
ME GUSTA.
….Alright then.
EMILY 2012: GO FUCK YOURSELF
i like it
omg
I've just seen a map of the United States.
owlmylove:
thelilnan:
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
I had no idea Texas bordered New York and California and freedom
this is brand new information
We have no need of freedom boxes
In America, freedom is everywhere
Quote of the Day
perezhamilton:
“The people are grown very wild and loose in their morals. Ah, fuck it. Let’s pAArty.”
-Peter Stuyvesant, former Director-General of New Netherland and a major figure in New York City history
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Goin' on a diet, yo
Gonna lose some weight. (Not gonna be stupid about it, so no worries.)
Posting this so I put a little pressure on myself.
