May 2012
May 27th
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
May 21st
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dicks
to-pie-ary: dicks
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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haave-you-met-ted: thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 19th
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May 14th
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thelordofthebutts: welcome to night blogging, where the posts are shit and the notes don’t matter
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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sophisticaity: My mom’s boyfriend is making margaritas later tonight and I convinced her to let me have one because yolo
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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When I’m elderly I’m going to tell strangers to...
sodamnrelatable: My new retirement plan.
May 6th
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I can't make this shit up, y'all. I just can't.
girlargueswithtree: thatswhatkentsaid: shuddertree: baddominicana: conjuringseed: revolutionofconsciousness: farahjoon: mom: “what are you doing?” me: “I’m on tumblr.” mom: “the feminist cat website?” the feminist cat website. the feminist cat website
May 5th
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May 5th
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majss: hey will you remember me in a day yeah will you remember me in a week yeah will you remember me in a month yeah knock knock who’s there i thought you said you’d remember me
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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gloomyteens: i’m so fricken hungry *eats a tic tac*
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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blink-182: Hello there, the angel from my nightmare, the shadow in the background of the morgue, the unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley. We can live like Jack and Sally if we want.
blink-182: You're cold with disappointment, while I'm drowning in the next room. The last contagious victim of this plague between us. I'm sick with apprehension, I'm crippled from exhaustion and I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me.
blink-182: Cut the skin to the bone, fall asleep all alone, hear your voice in the dark. Lose myself in your eyes, choke my voice, say goodnight as the world falls apart.
blink-182: I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.
May 4th
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May 2nd
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1 tag
WHAT HAPPENED IN GLEE TONIGHT?
Tell me the main points and I’ll send you sex or something.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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Reblog if you ever have impersonated this man:
grandsubjugglator: this man is a ROLE MODEL.
May 2nd
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April 2012
Monday morning cat
whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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