I regret nothing! ＼| ￣ヘ￣|／

May 26

[video]

May 21

Use of Profanity With Age

• 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
• 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

May 20

dicks

to-pie-ary:

dicks

pizzaforpresident:

I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning

(via faggotyann)

nscarr:

toptumbles:

Shocking illusion. Watch celebrities turn ugly. Keep your eyes on the cross.

I’m easily amazed.

(via faggotyann)

haave-you-met-ted:

thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes

(via i-am-the-sexy-guy-that)

(via youjustgottumblowned)

gallimaufry-naidu:

Sasha Obama sneaking up on Obama behind a couch in the Oval Office

(via queerfemmebabble)

(Source: hawkandhandsaw-az, via trainerzane)

May 18

[video]